The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Mere seconds after the events of Desolation, Bilbo and Company continue to claim a mountain of treasure that was guarded long ago: But with Gandalf the Grey also facing some formidable foes of his own, the Hobbit is outmatched when the brutal army of orcs led by Azog the Defiler returns. But with other armies such as the elves and the men of Lake-Town, which are unsure to be trusted, are put to the ultimate test when Smaug's wrath, Azog's sheer strength, and Sauron's force of complete ends attack. All in all, the trusted armies have two choices: unite or die. But even worse, Bilbo gets put on a knife edge and finds himself fighting with Hobbit warfare with all of his might for his dwarf-friends, as the hope for Middle-Earth is all put in Bilbo's hands. The one "precious" thing to end it all.

Release Date:December 17, 2014
MPAA Rating:PG-13
Genres:Adventure, Fantasy
Production Company:WingNut Films, New Line Cinema, 3Foot7, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)
Production Countries:New Zealand, United States of America
Director:Peter Jackson
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Plot Keywords:corruption, elves, dwarves, orcs, middle-earth (tolkien), hobbits, dragon, battle, sword and sorcery, unlikely friendship, epic battle, middle earth
  • Politically correct pile of rubbish.
    December 9, 2014

    In this film you will see: Animated fights containing dwarfs. Animated fights containing elves. Animating fights containing humans. Animated fights containing orcs. Superlarge animated worms which digs through unnoticeable through the ground. Characters you don't care about dieing. Plot devices everywhere. Eagles saving the day... once more... for no reason. Animated animations doing animated things. Legolas breaking even more laws of physics (seriously, that dude must be a god or something.. He jumps like... 30 meter, onto a giant troll which is about 7 meters tall, sticks a knife in his brain, mindcontrols him to knock down a tower which later on becomes a bridge which he will fight another giant orc which will almost die like 123 times and then at the end die once and for all.... lol jk he survived but noes, now he did die and lol we're happy ohno he survived anyway OK now legolas killed him). A love story which feels awfully forced and pointless (srsly... who cares???). Countless forced references to lord of the rings (also sersly... we get it... the hobbit is a prequel, okay, let it go.).

    And lots more. I can go on forever. This film was awful, i feel cheated in so many ways.