Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond.
|Release Date||:||June 12, 2015|
|Genres||:||Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller|
|Production Company||:||Universal Studios, Amblin Entertainment, Legendary Pictures|
|Production Countries||:||United States of America|
|Director||:||Colin Trevorrow, Chris Castaldi, Alina Gatti, Matt Haggerty, Scott Koche, Joyce McCarthy, Nathan Parker, Stockton David Porter, Jason Roberts, Zack Smith, Spencer Taylor|
|Writers||:||Michael Crichton, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Timothy Burgard, Robert Consing, John Coven, Collin Grant, Philip Keller, David Lowery, Dan Sweetman, Amy Lynn Umezu, Colin Trevorrow|
|Casts||:||Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, Judy Greer, Vincent D'Onofrio, Nick Robinson, Lauren Lapkus, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Irrfan Khan, Brian Tee, Ty Simpkins, Andy Buckley, Katie McGrath, Courtney J. Clark, Jimmy Fallon, Kelly Washington, Yvonne Angulo|
|Plot Keywords||:||monster, dna, tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptor, island, sequel, suspense, disaster, escape, dinosaurs, amusement park, animal attack, theme park, jurassic park, 3d|
Within the first fifteen minutes of this film I could see the acting was not very good at all.
Within a half-hour, I began to think -- "It's got to get better."
Within the first hour, I was thinking it over and over again.
By the last half hour, I had just surrendered myself to the fact that this was one bad movie with great special FX. "A Boy and his Dog" meets "Land before Time" meets "Honey, I morphed the Dinosaurs, again".
If I saw one more close-up of that dino-snout, or saw another hand/arm holding back those kids, or another close up of Bryce- Dallas Howard looking cute, but scared (believe me, they are the only assets she has -- acting is a non-talent with her), then I think I would have reached a state where I was glad I did not get any popcorn because I would have lost it.
Moments intended to be tense evoked laughter from the audience, and I can only hope the applause from the sold-out crowd was only that the movie was finally over.
In short, one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen.